cech yourself before you wreck yourself

krysteener @ 2009-07-18T18:11:00

2009-07-18T22:11:10Z

Just when everything is all good. I'm being positive. Looking forward to going back to school. Feeling good. Even thinking about buying a fucking lottery ticket.
My Zune got stolen out of my car. I left it on the seat by accident.

Not a huge deal but I use that fucking thing 24/7. The radio in my car is messed up so that's what I listen to when I'm driving and I drive a lot.

And thanks to this shitty job that my mom told me to take I'm fucking broke and I can't afford to replace it or even get a crappy substitute.

I guess that's not completely fair. I would have much prefered to be a nanny and make ridic amounts of money but this job did sound cool and I did agree to take it.

Like I said, it's not even a huge fucking deal. It's a Zune. But somehow this like sent reality crashing back into my face. My housing situation at school is fucked up, my car is getting more and more shitty by the day, my mom decided to up and move across the country so I have to buy my own fucking groceries and shit and now I'll have no music in the car (or around the house for that matter).

lol and now my mom is telling me to report it to the police. They would lol in my face.

krysteener @ 2009-07-10T18:55:00

2009-07-10T22:55:06Z

Talking to my mom on AIM:

Her: Where are you?
Me: Home
Her: Where's the boy?
Me: idk At his house.
Her: What?
Her: Oh duh I meant your brother.

super fail.
I've been calling this dude "boy" so much that I think everybody else calls him that too. yikes.

Anyhoooo
Going to Brooklyn tonight with the girls for a birthday party/sleepover at Amy's.... yes semi-adults still have sleepovers. Deal wit it.
So excited though, haven't seen my girlies in a while. I hope I don't have to take care of any drunks though, I get enough of that in the dorms tyvm.

krysteener @ 2009-07-07T15:15:00

2009-07-07T19:15:43Z

I wish that boy watched 30 Rock so I could say "Careful, my bones."

.... I'm a nerd.

Going over there tonight, apparently we're going for a run together. He plays football so I'm ready to be embarrassed.
Plus I have short legs and he's 6'3''. Why did I agree to this?

In other news, I fucking hate my job and my boss. And I would be making so much more if I was nannying again. ugh.

krysteener @ 2009-07-05T21:18:00

2009-07-06T01:18:21Z

ugh why don't we live in a real house? We live in a two family. My cousin and his weird girlfriend just moved in upstairs. She's cleaning in the hallway and I want to go run but I don't want to have to walk by her.

I hate that awkward "Hey, how are you?" bullshit.
Sounds like she's scrubbing the stairs. idk idk.

Catching up with SYTYCD until she goes away.

krysteener @ 2009-06-16T22:00:00

2009-06-17T02:01:30Z

Hey new LJ fronds!

Hmmm it smells like fire outside. Not like cooking or barbeque, like fire. That's worrying.

krysteener @ 2009-01-25T19:13:00

2009-01-26T00:15:16Z

Bath & Body Works =/= Bed Bath and Beyond. Lesson learned.

Also I'm pretty sure I saw Harvey Fierstein at the grocery store.

krysteener @ 2009-01-08T19:20:00

2009-01-09T00:20:24Z

My tummy's been so weird today.
I got woken up at 5am and I couldn't go back to sleep. So I ate breakfast at like 6:15 (I usually eat at around 9) and I think I threw my whole body off.
I've been "hungry" all day. 20 minutes after I eat my tummy starts growling. wtf?
Should I use this as an excuse to pig out all day? Hmmm guess not. But still. My tummy feels gross.

krysteener @ 2008-12-30T15:01:00

2008-12-30T20:01:30Z

My external hard drive broke :(

I just had to squeeze the 150gigs worth of shit I had on there onto my computer. I now have 5GB free space on my C drive. Sweet. Luckily, I cleaned my room and I found the box and receipt so I'm gonna try to get another one. Circuit City better not give me shit.

This will teach me to watch things after I download them though. I had to delete so much. Like the entire Band of Brothers series. I haven't watched a single episode.

On a happier note, How awesome is Damages? I watched the first season all day yesterday and I finished it this morning. Such a good show. Glenn Close is a total BAMF.

krysteener @ 2008-09-06T17:40:00

2008-09-06T21:53:58Z

Has anyone else watched the first episode of Dexter yet? Holy shit. I can't wait for the season to start.

blah. Home for the weekend. My mom's in Jamaica. My grandparent's are coming to visit. They're plane gets in tonight and I have to go get them. hooray.

The tv's not working because it's pouring. Fuckin satellite.

Oh, the boredom.

I have to read The Girl With the Pearl Earring by Tuesday and I'm on... page 24. Yeah, that's not getting done.

I guess it's for the best that the tv's not working then.

lol ok it's back on.

I miss Andre Agassi's hair.

krysteener @ 2008-06-30T21:48:00

2008-07-01T01:48:19Z

I officially have Dark Knight tickets! I bought them this morning. The IMAX Experience bitches. Wow, damn near three weeks in advance. So nerdy.

I'm going with my girls. My mom was legitimately mad that I didn't invite her haha!

Also... Tadaa!

I got a new digital camera! A Samsung L210. I've had my current camera since 2002. Sad.

I spent $199. Spending that much of my own money kinda gave me a tummy ache (I clearly am not a real adult). But I got the camera, a warranty, a 1GB card, and a case all for 199, which is insanely good (Got it on amazon).

And I got the dog a toothbrush which she already hates. The toothpaste is poultry flavor :\

Soccer gives me a heart-attack.

2008-05-21T22:10:06Z

So the Champions League final just finished.

Ugh! So. Upsetting. Drogba basically did the dumbest thing ever. If you slap somebody (right in front of the ref, no less), you know for sure it's a sending off.
Totally reminded me of Zidane in the WC final. He did a dumb, blatantly red card thing, was sorely missed for the PK shootout, and the/my team lost.
UGH. I'm so frustrated. Getting so far and losing at the very end is the absolute WORST! Even after that stupid prat face missed the penalty I was still super nervous. I hate hate hate PKs. My heart can't take it LOL. I want to cry for John Terry though. I love him so much and I'm really sad for him.

rant over.

I'm really proud of the boys though. I love them and they played so so well. A couple months ago (when Jose left lol) I would never have thought that they would have had such a successful season. I love it. Oh well. Next year!

krysteener @ 2008-05-21T12:28:00

2008-05-21T16:37:00Z

sigh. I'm back from Florida.
I went to Disney World with two friends from last Tuesday, we got back last night.
It was all kinds of awesome, of course, and we had so much fun.
We stayed at Pop Century. SO many screaming no necked monsters at our resort. So much good food (not at our resort). So much humidity lol.
It was awesome but I'm glad to be back. No more school. Let's get this summer started.

UEFA CL Final today!! Come on Chelsea!

krysteener @ 2008-05-03T00:25:00

2008-05-03T04:39:29Z

How awesome is Iron Man? Let me count the ways:

The suit. RDJ. Gwyneth's shoes. "Hef". RDJ. That fucking Audi. Jarvis. SHEILD. "Next time." Dark Knight trailer....RDJ. I dunno. I can't make coherant sentences right now but it was sooooo good. Need. Sleep.

I didn't stay after the credits though. Dumb. You would think that I would have learned by now. I watched a shitty version of it on Youtube though and I'm sufficiently geeked.

krysteener @ 2008-03-21T15:59:00

2008-03-21T20:02:05Z

Watching How Clean is Your House? on BBCa with a certain someone: "See. That tells you how nasty English people are."

sigh. I hate dumbness.

krysteener @ 2008-03-04T11:20:00

2008-03-04T16:29:42Z

So I'm pretty much devastated right now. Brett Favre. My Brett Lorenzo. is retiring. :(
Fuck. I'm so sad. It had to happen some time. I guess.
I've loved him since forever. I'm 21 and he's been playing for 17 years. So he's literally been playing ever since I can remember.... Does that sentence make sense? I'm distraught right now dammit.

Football season without Brett is completely foreign to me. What I'mma do?

He (and the rest of the team) had one hell of a season last year. They wouldn't have been able to top that by much. I guess this is as good a time as any to retire.

And now I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. Today sucks. :(

krysteener @ 2008-02-17T21:14:00

2008-02-18T02:21:15Z

I just saw In Bruges. It was fucking fabulous.
Cursing, violence, Irishmen actually being Irish. And I laughed so hard my face hurt...sigh I'm in love.

Well today sucks.

2007-11-29T17:46:50Z

On the way back from dropping my brother off in the next town I realize Hooray, I have a flat tire.

So I pull into a gas station to change it. Turns out the fucking tire was rusted on. So luckily that station has a mechanic so I had to ask him to help me. I hate asking for help. I think 'loathe' might even be the right word.

And the flat tire can't be fixed. Of course. I must have hit something cause it went from not flat to flat pretty quick. So now I don't have a spare. And I don't have a job either. ha. My mom's gonna love that one.
Hey, maybe I should ask my dad for money this time.

And my longest nail broke :\

On top of that, as I pull into my street I realize that I have a psych paper due tomorrow morning. I swear, holiday breaks always make me forget stuff. shit.

ugh Today already sucks hard. And it's not even 1 pm.

krysteener @ 2007-09-17T22:43:00

2007-09-18T02:48:52Z

I am way too nice. I've had this problem for quite a long time.

If I had just asked for an iPod for Xmas last year, I would have one. Instead I was all "I don't care, get the cheap one."

Now that that piece of shit broke (months ago) I have to buy one for myself. And since I'm poor I have to buy another cheap one. Because I'm in the car so effing much these days I can't do without one. I could, I guess, but I'm going nuts.

Thumbs down.

krysteener @ 2007-09-10T10:43:00

2007-09-10T14:58:26Z

I love football. The american kind. This has been the summer of soccer for me but I'm really excited for football season. When Fox NFL Sunday pregame show came on I nearly cried. I'd rather watch that than the game most weeks.

I didn't watch much football though. I was doing laundry and stuff so I didn't have to do it during the US/Brazil game. It was pretty good. Brazil is always entertaining. Even my mom was watching parts of the game. Our boys played really well. Really unlucky though (Gooch, Howard, and that non-penalty), that kinda sucked. But they hung in there. That was good to see.

And that Germany/Argentina women's game. It was 2-0 by 16 minutes. 4-0 by 32 minutes. 11-0. Holy shit.

Oh and speaking of the VMAs (my current music), another "holy shit" is in order. Oh my. It was horrible. There were some good performances but most of them were like a minute long. The format was so dumb. It looked like no one wanted to be there. The people in the suites looked like they were having fun. That's about it.

krysteener @ 2007-09-04T19:59:00

2007-09-05T00:11:35Z

I went to the library today to return some stuff (Magical Thinking and Fear, which sucked btw). Anyway in the parking lot this guy had a Liverpool jersey on. And inside a girl on the computer had a Celtic jersey on. The black and green one. So why in the hell do I not have a jersey?!! fukkin football (yes, I called it football) is taunting me.
How can I get Chelsea Football Club to send me a free jersey?

Anyhow, first day o' school. I only had English and Kickboxing today. My english prof is sooooo boring. I kind of wanted to stab myself just for something to do.
No my kickboxing teacher is really cool. Super cute. Totally knows what he's doing. That class should be good.

krysteener @ 2007-08-05T12:41:00

2007-08-05T16:47:25Z

OMG

We now have Setanta Sports. I don't even know what to do with myself. Channel 406. It's not in the "preview channels" section so I'm guessing it's permanent. I hope it is.

When does the season start?

krysteener @ 2007-07-25T18:23:00

2007-07-25T22:30:39Z

FINALLY finished HP on Monday. I can't even go into it or I'll never stop. I'll just say I loved it.

So I go to walk the dog this morning and I locked myself out. My brother was home but he doesn't wake up until about 3pm and he was on the third floor anyway so he was no help. I was panicking really bad. Almost broke a window. No joke. But I found my way in. We need to hide a key in the garden or some shit.

And then my aunt calls me. She watches my other aunt's kid Baz during the day. So she needed to "go out" so I had Baz for the rest of the day. To me "go out" means "go up the road to the casino." Ah the things I do for free.

It's time.

2007-07-16T22:00:43Z

And so it begins.

I just saw an HP spoiler. Luckily it was obviously fake. (I think most of the spoilers are always fake anyway, but still...)

It's officially time for me to step away from the internet. HP Internet lockdown.

Not complete lockdown of course, I would never survive. But I'm cutting out A LOT of places I normally go (ONTD, always the main culprit).

footballers

2007-07-11T19:08:07Z

Snagged this from aglaiya
1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics.
3. Leave the ones you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag alone.
4. Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
5. Add one of your own at the end.

SO many!

(I made the italicized names bigger cause you can't really see them)
1. David Odonkor
2. Phillip Lahm
3. Michael Ballack
4. Christoph Metzelder
5. Sebastian Kehl
6. Lukas Podolski
7. Jens Lehmann
8. Bastian Schweinsteiger
9. Miroslav Klose
10. Per Mertesacker
11. Torsten Frings LOL
12. Arne Friedrich
~~13. Oliver Kahn~~
14. Gerald Asamoah
15. Tim Borowski
16. Oliver Neuville
17. Bernd Schneider
18. Thomas Hitzlsperger
19. Marcell Jansen
20. Robert Huth
21. Jens Nowotny
22. Mike Hanke
~~13. Timo Hildebrand~~
24. David Beckham
25. Michael Owen
26. Owen Hargreaves
27. Milan Baros
~~28. Cristiano Ronaldo~~
~~29. Luis Figo~~
30. Pauletta
31. Ricardo
32. Nuno Gomes
33. Simão Sabrosa
34. Luca Toni
35. Andrea Barzagli
36. Philipp Degen
37. Alexander Frei
38. Zinedine Zidane
39. Thierry Henry
40. Lucas Neill
41. Tim Cahill
42. Fredrik Ljungberg
43. Henrik Larsson
44. Andreas Isaksson
45. Robin van Persie
46. Fernando Torres
47. Iker Casillas
~~48. Ronaldinho~~
~~49. Ronaldo~~
50. Kaká
51. Andriy Shevchenko
~~52. Gianluca Zambrotta~~
53. Fabio Cannavaro
54. Steven Gerrard
55. Frank Lampard
56. Xabi Alonso
57. Mark Gonzalez
58. Cesc Fabregas
59. David Villa
~~60. Raul Gonzalez~~
~~61. Sergio Ramos~~
~~62. Guti~~
63. Cicinho
64. Vicente Rodriguez
65. David Silva
~~66. John Arne Riise~~
67. Deco
~~68. Pavel Nedved~~
69. Petr Cech
70. Tomáš Rosický
71. Ivan Klasnic'
72. Moritz Volz
73. Carlo Cudicini
74. John Terry
75. Omar Bravo
~~76. Paolo Maldini~~
77. Fernando Gago
78. Miguel Torres
79. Aaron Lennon
80. Rafael Márquez
81. Nuno Morais
my additions:
82. Harry Kewell
83. Carlos Bocanegra
84. Taylor Twellman
85. Brian Ching
86. Oguchi Onyewu
87. Robinho
88. Benny Feilhaber
89. Alessandro del Piero
90. Ruud van Nistelrooy
...that's all I can think of.
Does Jose Mourinho count? Cause I'd bold him too. lol

haha Maybe I should be a bit more picky.

krysteener @ 2007-07-04T14:28:00

2007-07-04T18:33:38Z

Oh, little brothers. Don't you just love them?
We're supposed to be seeing Transformers at 3. I wanted to get there at 2:30 so we wouldn't have to sit in the front row. He knew this an hour ago. It is now 2:29. And he is just now getting out of the shower. Awesome.

And as usual, the 'rents are too busy to deal with it so that becomes my job. With nice subtle hints like "Oh yeah, doesn't the movie start at 3? So what time are we leaving?". Good times.

And I was all "Well, we never see movies as a family any more. It'll be fun." This is why.
sigh. FFS.